You’re also allowed to have a “bull-pen"--people who are totally hot, but didn’t make your top 14 for whatever reason.
Monday
After going out on all weekend, I like to kick ass at the gym and have a huge dinner and then be done with it. But if I get to get some after the gym, I think it would have to be someone kind of dirty. Like rawk star dirty.
Trent Reznor, for sure.
Alternate: Another dirty rawk star – the goddess herself –
PJ Harvey
Tuesday
Tuesday is a TV night for me - Last Comic Standing and
Queer Eye. And it just so happens that I have a thing for Jay Mohr. Enough said.
Alternate:
Kyan from QE - though I’d have to convince him that he needs to sleep with girls for a change. But I am *so* butch, come on now.
Wednesday
Mid week delight would be
Mark Wahlberg. But only if he came (ahem) as his Dirk Diggler persona from
Boogie Nights.
Alternate: Daniel Day Lewis – especially from
Last of the Mohicans days
Thursday
Hugh Jackman. He’s dark and brooding and he would put me in the right mood for the upcoming weekend.
Alternate: Russell Crowe
Friday
Dennis Rodman. He’s a head case but so much fun for a Friday night. Come on now, his body totally rocks and if you have his book, it looks like he is very well endowed. And, that, my friend, makes up for pretty much everything.
Alternate: Angelina Jolie
Saturday
Saturday night would be my threesome night. So that would be Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra. You know that they would be freaky in bed. And I so like to get my freak on.
Alternate: Fabrizio Moretti and Drew Barrymore
Sunday
The perfect way to end the weekend would be Chris Noth.
Mr. Big makes me wanna shoop.
Alternate:
Jason Lewis
Bullpen: John Cusack, Chris Carraba from Dashboard Confessional, David Duchovny, George Clooney, Colin Firth, Jennifer Garner
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