16. Do you have a garden?
Nope. I kill plants. Except for lucky bamboo.
17. What’s your favorite comic strip?
Dilbert, Zits, and Cathy.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Just the first verse.
19. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?
The last movie I saw was Richard Linklater’s “Before Sunset”. Loved it.
20. Favorite pizza topping?
Artichoke hearts with bacon.
21. Chips or popcorn?
Weakness here. Before WW, it was Zapps from Louisiana and caramel corn. Now it’s baked tortilla chips and 94% fat free kettle corn.
22. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Lancome Le Crayon in Plum
23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
Uh...no.
24. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.
25. Orange Juice or apple?
I hate fruit juice.
26. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Norma and Bob took me to Peabody’s.
27. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Snickers
28. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Super Tuesday primary.
29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I hate tomatoes.
30. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yeah. I have a bunch of awards from my work. I actually threw them all out last week cause we are moving our office.
31. Are you a good cook?
Yes.
32. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yeah. I’ve been driving since I was 16 and have always pumped my own gas.
33. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
No. But I have bought products I have seen on infomercials at the store – the “As Seen On TV” aisle always reels me in.
34. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite. I'm a whore for Coca-Cola products.
35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Yes. I worked at Sea World for 3 years.
36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
My girl hormone medicine. (Not birth control.)
37. Ever throw up in public?
Yep, I would be a hurler. But the last time I did it when I was sober was at California Adventure after the California Screaming roller coaster. I am officially a wuss.
38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Money. I’m jaded and I think I missed my chances at “true love”.
39. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lust at first sight.
40. Ever call a 1-900 number?
No.
41. Can exes be friends?
Yeah. If both people still care to be friends.
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
I can’t remember. I hate hospitals.
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
Yep, curly black hair.
44. What message is on your answering machine?
My home message tells you to call my cell. My message on the cell tells you that I must have a good reason for not answering.
45. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Adam Sandler’s Opera Boy
46. What was the name of your first pet?
I have never had a pet. All the pets in my house were my younger sister’s.
47. What is in your purse?
In my Coach purse I have a Coach mini-wallet, a red Coach business card holder, Lancome powder, a makeup tube that has my eyeliner and lipliner, a package of Kleenex, a package of wet naps, a condom, my WW stuff, a mechanical pencil and eraser, and a Fruity Pop Lancome Juicy Tube.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Listen to Big Sonic Chill.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I am leaving to go on vacation tomorrow.
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