Flu shots are the devil
I know I am all about conspiracy theories, but why am I the only one in my office that is bugged about Flu Shots? Every year, our office has a day where someone comes in and administers them for free. And I could get one or even go down to Kaiser and get one, but I refuse. Why would any sane person get a shot of a virus in order to *possibly* not get sick? It’s insane, I’m telling you. Plus, how do you really know what’s in there? You don’t. You could be injected with a high tech tracking device and you wouldn’t know it. (That’s so X-Files.) I’m telling you, Flu Shots are the DEVIL. (And if the devil is 6, then god is 7. Still on my Pixies afterglow.)
Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not get a Flu Shot. This concludes my PSA for the day.
